1.You don't go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair

2 Your haircut doesn't include a manicure/pedicure

3. You sit still for your hairdresser

4. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears

5.Your hairdresser only cuts the hair on your head

6. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser

7. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end

8. Your hairdresser doesn't remove the boogies from your eyes

9.Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim

10. The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser then tongue kissing them goodbye is very slim.

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